STIRMASTER

The lamest ride presented as the most exciting attraction ever. Strapped to your seat with a big pink helmet on for your safety, visitors are prepared for the ride of their life. Encouraging powerboosts blast through the speakers as The Stirmaster chief is starting up the machine in his little cabin. Visitors who expect to get launched with warp-speed are pleasantly surprised as they turn in a slower pace than a snail. At the top of the ride an action picture is taken, printed out and given as a souvenir.